Students from Los Olivos talking about superstitions.....They liked it!!!!!:)
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DAILY JOKES
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?Mt.Everest
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?No, he's dead
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?She lived in the southern hemisphere.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?A preacher.
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?There is no dirt in a hole. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?Roosters don't lay eggs.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?9
If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?The match
If you were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?North
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?Silence or a promise.
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?Every month has at least 28 days.
Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?An onion.
SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT !!!!
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?No, he's dead
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?She lived in the southern hemisphere.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?A preacher.
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?There is no dirt in a hole. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?Roosters don't lay eggs.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?9
If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?The match
If you were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?North
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?Silence or a promise.
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?Every month has at least 28 days.
Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?An onion.
SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT !!!!
THE TOWER OF BABLE
The descendants of Noah all spoke a single language. As they increased in number and began to spread eastward, they found a fertile area called Shinar and settled there. They decided to build a city with a tower that "reached to the heavens." They wanted the tower to be a proud monument to themselves and a symbol that would keep them united as a powerful people.
However, God was not so pleased. He came down and looked at the city and tower and said,
If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other. (NIV, Genesis 11:6-7)
So God made the people speak many different languages so they could not work together on building the city and tower. The He scattered the people around the world and the city was abandoned. The city was called "Babel" because God confused their languages.
What can we learn from this?
The more comfortable human beings become, the less they think of God. Back when their parents were still alive, everything was very simple. Everyone lived in the ark and remembered God all the same. Not too long after, God gave them comfortable lives. There were no floods, no punishments and no reminders; so they began to feel they were great. Don't let it happen to you, try to help others as much as you can and remember that if you have a confortable life it is because God's will. So try to understand more the people who are not like you.
God blesses you !!!!
However, God was not so pleased. He came down and looked at the city and tower and said,
If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other. (NIV, Genesis 11:6-7)
So God made the people speak many different languages so they could not work together on building the city and tower. The He scattered the people around the world and the city was abandoned. The city was called "Babel" because God confused their languages.
What can we learn from this?
The more comfortable human beings become, the less they think of God. Back when their parents were still alive, everything was very simple. Everyone lived in the ark and remembered God all the same. Not too long after, God gave them comfortable lives. There were no floods, no punishments and no reminders; so they began to feel they were great. Don't let it happen to you, try to help others as much as you can and remember that if you have a confortable life it is because God's will. So try to understand more the people who are not like you.
God blesses you !!!!
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